April202014
She is the birthder princess

She is the birthder princess

12PM
Kate’s birthday

Kate’s birthday

12PM
Kate’s birthday

Kate’s birthday

12PM
Kate’s birthday!

Kate’s birthday!

April192014
0pirate:

yilisatlas:

bye

she went to a better place

0pirate:

yilisatlas:

bye

she went to a better place

(via ruinedchildhood)

8PM
unimpressedcats:

may i have this dance?

unimpressedcats:

may i have this dance?

(Source: d-mowmow, via catscatscatss)

8PM

polishwanker:

cheating on a girl (x)

the last girl though

(via morkhan)

8PM

couple-of-dumbasses:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

*history teachers crying*

(via youhaveabadconnection)

8PM

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

NEIL YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD 

(Source: stinson, via youhaveabadconnection)

8PM

edwardspoonhands:

sniffing:

when you’re starving and a friend offers you a piece of their food

image

YOU EAT YOUR FRIEND?!

(via youhaveabadconnection)

8PM

livin-la-vida-loki-d:

squilf:

#an accurate summary of their entire relationship

There may come a time when I don’t reblog this post but that day is not this day. 

(Source: rachellweisz, via youhaveabadconnection)

7PM

illaminati:

"maybe you shouldnt eat all of tha-"

image

(via kateisabutt)

7PM
7PM
7PM

inkskinned:

it always really bothered me when wait staff ignored me + my friends just because we were young bc we are all really respectful people but the assumption was that we wouldn’t tip

anyway so fast fowards to when i became a waitress and one day this group of scrubbyass kids came in and i had 8 other tables with other people to look to but i overheard that one kid wanted a milkshake but he couldn’t afford it and the other kids offered to pay but he was like “nonono it’s fine” and i looked over and he just looked real run down and sad and stuff —- later it just so happened that our kitchen had a mixup so we had an extra shake and since it would just be dumped otherwise, i snuck it out to their table and gave it to him for free

and his friends were so fucking impressed by this they pooled every fucking cent they had i got a $50 tip and later his friend’s mom came in and said “i heard what you did for that boy” and gave me another 20 and offered me a better job working with her

and meanwhile at my other table a rich white guy i was serving complained bc he didn’t want to pay the 15% tip on a $8.90 bill and when his wife said “she’s been a good waitress, though,” he said, “but just plain good isn’t worth 15%”

(via kateisabutt)

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